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I hope there there's no pop quiz ...

May 16, 2012 - By Carolyn B. Tyler

I've often said that puns are my favorite form of humor, and lately some Internet friends have shared some really good ones, which I share with you here ...

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I've often said that puns are my favorite form of humor, and lately some Internet friends have shared some really good ones, which I share with you here today: - I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now. - When chemists die, they barium. - I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. - How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. - I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. - This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore. - I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. - I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. - They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a type-O. - Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations. - Were going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz. - I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me. - Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils? - When you get a bladder infection urine trouble. - Broken pencils are pointless. - I tried to catch some fog, but I mist. - What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. - England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool - I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. - I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx. - All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on. - I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough. - Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes. - Velcro -- what a rip off! - A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. - Venison for dinner again? Oh deer! - The earthquake in Washington obviously was the government's fault. - Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too. - Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

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