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Choose an aphorism for your life

Jun 6, 2012 - By Carolyn B. Tyler

An Internet friend sent me some aphorisms this week that are worth sharing here:

- The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts ...

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An Internet friend sent me some aphorisms this week that are worth sharing here: - The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow. - Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail. - If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all. - Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs. - A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water. - How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night? - Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without. - Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks? - Scratch a cat behind the ears, and you will have a permanent job. - No one has more driving ambition than the teenage boy who wants to buy a car. - There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity. - There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 a.m. Like, it could be the right number. - No one ever says "It's only a game" when their team is winning. - I've reached the age where "happy hour" is a nap. - Be careful about reading the fine print, there's no way you're going to like it. - The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket. - Do you realize that, in about 40 years, we'll have millions of old ladies running around with tattoos? (And rap music will be the golden oldies!) - Money can't buy happiness but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Cadillac than in a Yugo. - Always be yourself, because the people that matter don't mind and the ones that mind don't matter.

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